men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

thebluebear27:

*Tries to sing along and messes up the first lyric*
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draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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mydogsnokes:

teacher: waht is ur name?
my future son: *deep exhale* …… Ding dong Chillingsworth 

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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