flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

cphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

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ice-master-kristoff:

disneymagicandlove:

WOO YEA WESELTON MORE LIKE WESELTURNT

weselturnt
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word
hiwli:

Keep Dreaming | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

nickel-nickel-nine:

"talk dirty to me"

image

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efftrinket:

princeowl:

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse

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fleshprince:

shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing

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thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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